Screaming Elrond
posted by: Bonnie
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Little history on the drink: It was the year 109 of the Third Age and the beautiful daughter of Celeborn and Galadriel, Celebrian wed the Lord of Rivendell, Elrond. The event was a joyous one and well everything went off perfectly until the toast. Elrond and Celebrian sat at a huge table covered with beautiful flowers and lavish food. As the toasts were about to begin, Celebrian put her hand under the table cloth and started to give Elrond a hand job. Of course being her husband and a male he allowed this. She continued even through her maid of honour's toast and Elrond tried to keep a straight face and not to cry out. Just went the toast was over and everyone was drinking from their cups, Elrond climaxed and screamed out, unable to keep silent. Fittingly a drink was made in his honour.

Screaming Elrond

Servings: 1
Type: Shooter
Ingredients:

1/2 oz. of Sauron's Brand Vodka

1/2 oz. of Khazad-dûm Kahlua

1/2 oz. of Numenor's Irish Cream

Splash of Arnor Amaretto

Instructions

Shake with ice from Calhadras, and strain into a shot glass. Shoot with an elf!

Remember kiddies, drink safely!;)

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