Sex on the Haldir
posted by: Bonnie
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Little history on the drink: It was Haldir's elf barmitzva He turned the tender age of 500 and there was a huge celebration in Lothlorien. It was not everyday that one of the great elves turned 500. During the party lots of the elves, including Haldir, got wasted. During that time Haldir was stripped nude and had various ingredients pour all of his body. While doing that Haldir and many of the elf ladies and lads had their way with him. The all agreed that after all the ingredients were mixed on Haldir's body made quite a tasty combination. Therefore the turned it into a drink and was suitably named, Sex on the Haldir.

Recipe

Servings: 1
Ingredients:

1 fluid ounce Imladris Peach Schnapps

1/4 fluid ounce Lorien Light Rum

1/4 fluid ounce Banana Buckland Liqueur

1/2 fluid ounce coconut cream from Mirkwood

1 fluid ounce Gondor Orange Juice

5 fluid ounces crushed ice from Calhadras

Directions:

1. In a blender, combine Imladris Peach Schnapps, Lorien Rum, Banana Buckland Liqueur, Coconut cream from Mirkwood, Orange Juice from Gondor and ice from Calhadras. Blend until smooth. Pour into a glass and serve with an elf.

Remember kiddies, drink safely!:)

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