Lord of the Pants: Fellowship of the Pants

(book and movie)


"Don't be too troubled. He'll be all right now. He left pants for you."

“I was sent to bear tidings not pants."

"Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go with you. May the stars shine upon your pants."

"Here are the Pants of Galadriel, I have brought you here so that you may look in them, if you will."

"The pants must be destroyed!"

“I don’t think he knows about second pants, Pippin.”

“You need people with pants on this quest… mission… thing.”

“Mind the pants!”

“It comes in pants?”

“I have not the heart to tell you. For me the pants are still too near.”

"I gave you the option of aiding me, but you have elected the way of ... PANTS!"

“The ring cannot be unmade, Gimli Son of Gloin, by any pants that we here posses.”

“There are foul pants on the wind!”

“When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your pants.”

“I will take the pants to Mordor, but I do not know the way”

“Give up the pants, she-elf!”

“Those are no pants you carry.”

“One hundred and eleven years is far too short a time to spend among such excellent and admirable pants.”

"No thank you! We don't want any more well-wishers or distant relations!"
"And what about very old pants?"

“These are pants beyond any of you. Run!”

“They have pants!”

“It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much over such little pants.”

"It's just a few cabbages."
"And carrots. And those pants we lifted last week."

“Get off the pants!”

“I know what it is you saw. For it is also in MY pants.”

“Fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time and rid us of your stupidity!”

“Let them come. There is still one dwarf in Moria who wears pants!”


"My brother ... my captain ... my pants."

"I will not let the White Pants fall!"

“They hide in their caves, seeking pants.”

“They care nothing for the pants of others!

"It is mine to give to whom I wish. Like my pants."

"Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any adventures or wore any pants."

"The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my pants."

"Gandalf? Gandalf? Hmmmm... Ooh yes! Elderly chap, long grey beard, pointy pants." (Bonnie)

“The Ring brought Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years, it poisoned his pants.”

“My pants is lost!”

“Alright then, keep your pants.”

“You’re supposed to stick it in the pants!”

“I don't know Frodo. I don't have any pants.”

“Your love of the Halfling's pants has clearly slowed your mind.”

“You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!”

“Wait till I get this through you! Stay out of my pants, you ruffians!”

“Let him go, or I’ll have you, Longpants!”

“Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his pants.”

“What orders from Mordor, my lord? What does the Pants command?”

“Sam has hardly left your pants.”

“And yet to have come so far, still bearing the Ring, the hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its pants.”

“I was there the day the pants of Men failed.”

“By the blood of our people are your pants kept safe!”

“He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants!”

“Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.”

“One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just pants. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and pants. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand pants could you do this. It is folly.”

“You have my pants.”

“He’s trying to bring down the pants!”

“You fear to go into those pants.”

“The pants are no place for a pony, even one so brave as Bill.”

“Do not disturb the pants!”

“Let us hope that our pants may go unnoticed.”

“I have no memory of these pants.”

“He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves his pants.”

“Do as I say! Pants are of no more use here!”

“By nightfall these pants will be swarming with Orcs!”

“He has fallen into pants.”

“Do not let your pants be troubled.”

“Even the smallest person can change the pants of the future.”

“Oh yes? Just a simple matter of finding our way through Emyn Muil? An impossible labyrinth of razorsharp rocks. And after that, it gets even better! The festering, stinking pants, far as the eye can see.”

“I suggest you take some rest and recover your pants, Master Dwarf.”

“I know what you would say. And it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my pants.”

“I would have gone with you to the end, into the very pants of Mordor.”

“The pants of Gondor!”

“They took the little pants.”

“Frodo's fate is no longer in our pants.”

"I ain't been dropping no pants Sir!" (Lia)

"By nightfall these hills will be swarming with pants!" (Lia)