Minion Medley
by Alisha(to the tune of Queen's "We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions") dedicated to Fudge Nazi and Pinkie warning: contains words that … aren't nice
*Stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*
I'm an Uruk-hai, I'm a mean guy
Running in the woods, gonna eat some man flesh today!
Got hands on my face, I'm a big disgrace to my ancestors of the elven race!
We are fighting Uruks!
We are fighting Uruks!
I'm an Uruk-hai, I make men die
Chasing hobbits down, gonna kick some man ass today!
Got blood on my face, laying waste, tearing down trees all over the place!
We are fighting Uruks!
We are fighting Uruks!
I'm an Uruk-hai, arrow in my eye
Fighting with an elf, gonna get that bitch back someday!
Got paint on my face just in case somebody thinks they're gonna put me into my place!
We are fighting Uruks
! We are fighting Uruks!
*Stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*
......
When I once lived I was a king
Things have gone badly since I took that damn ring
I should have been wary instead
But I succumbed to the Dark Lord's foul plot, and now I'm undead!
And now I ride on and on and on and on
We are the Nazgul, my friends
And we chase that hobbit from Bag End
We are the Nazgul, we are the Nazgul
Seeking the One Ring `cause we are the Nazgul
We're the Nine
I went to the Shire and followed to Bree
I had `em cornered atop Amon Sul `til Strider set fire to me
And it wasn't much fun now, racing to the Ford
It was even worse to head back to Mordor and tell the Dark Lord!
And we ride on and on and on and on
We are the Nazgul, my friends
And we chase that hobbit from Bag End
We are the Nazgul, we are the Nazgul
Seeking the One Ring `cause we are the Nazgul
We're the Nine
