Cock Sucking Legolas
posted by: Bonnie
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Little history on the drink: Poor lil' Leggy. It was his 700th birthday and being Prince of Mirkwood, his daddy, King Thranduil, decided to throw a surprise birthday bash for his young lad. Almost the whole elf population of Middle Earth was invited. His father had some very good connections. As it turned out Elrond, good friend of Thranduil, was in charge of keeping Legolas busy for the day while they prepared for the party. That night Legolas and Elrond returned to the palace of Legolas' father and they were already a bit 'wasted' on some Mushrooms from Buckland. They slipped behind a great big curtain and Legolas, whipped out Elrond's Great Horn of Rivendell, and proceeded to blow. After a few seconds of moaning, mostly on Elrond's part, Thranduil thinking Elrond had brought back his son, threw back the curtains and a big 'Surprise' was yelled out! But then dead silence as the scene unfolded before their eyes. Poor Leggy was caught with the Great Horn of Rivendell in his mouth. After the shock wore off the party went into full swing and Legolas got piss drunk to forget his embarrassing moment. Elrond was mighty pleased with himself. So in honour of his son's birthday, Thranduil named a new drink after him.

Servings: 1
Type: Shooter
Ingredients:

1 oz. of Buckland Butterscotch Schnapps

1/2 oz. of Bombadil Bailey's Irish Cream imported from Rivendell

Directions: Layer, Bombadil Bailey's and Legolas on top. Shoot with an elf.

Remember kiddies, drink safely! ;)

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