10. Is that a longbow in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

9. There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People".

8. You know what they say about guys with long, pointy ears.... they have long, pointy---earmuffs.

7. I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

6. 2500 years is not *that* much of an age difference!

5. Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

4. My treehouse or yours?

3. Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.

2. Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

1. I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?