Rejected Lord of the Rings Tie-In Merchandise- by Alisha


5) Mount Doom Garbage Can: "Now you can throw your trash into a firey crack, just like Frodo plans to do with the One Ring!"
4) Chia Troll: "Just add water and watch moss and vines overtake these once-frightening monsters! But don't touch the planter, or *you'll* turn to stone, too!"
3) Fifty Simple Things You Can Do To Save Middle-Earth, by Legolas Greenleaf: "#27: Always recycle your arrows ..."
2) Prancing Pony Supersized Stein: "Your friends' eyes will pop out as they ask, 'It comes in 44 oz.?' Great for ale *or* grape soda pop!"
1) The One Ring: "Startle your friends! Get out of tight spots! Turn into a hideous shadow of your former self!"